Well, this is more than a test. It's officially the inaugural post.

We decided that we need to spread our opinion to more of the population (although opinions are like assholes, our shit smells like roses), so we decided to start this here blog and see where it goes.

As you have observed, astute reader, we will be mainly discussing our views on sex, politics, and religion--we're tired of only hearing safe, underrepresentative perspectives on these things.

However, this doesn't leave out other subjects--anything is game, as long as the topic harbors the consequence of getting sent away from a dinner table somewhere in the world.

As you'll notice, things are a little slow because we're busy saving the world. But stay tuned, reader, and you will experience the magic that is regular updates.

gw.