So: inviting people to your orgy. Easier said than done. Sometimes you'll find that people you figure to be down for an orgy freak out on you when you suggest the idea, while the lady who lurks in Archives secretly has swinger parties at her apartment every week.
Try to figure out how the personalities of the invited guests will mesh, but don't try to think too much about the relationships between the people you're asking--Don't the bookworm and the Satanist both like the pink-haired pixie girl?--you are the host, not the love doctor. People will work these complications out on their own, and if they don't it's not your fault; after all, you're not forcing them to become entangled in a mass of sweaty bodies. Just make a list of people you know would get along in a non-threatening situation--after all, it's assumed that the orgy is not being thrown for the purpose of creating true love connections.
Alcohol and jokes: these can be mutually exclusive to your strategy, but they can also create a wonderful mix for finding out who's (as my favorite sex columnist Dan Savage calls it) GGG--"Good, Giving and Game."
Sometimes your true interest can be disguised as a caustic quip or a playful insult, which is less awkward then asking, "So, I'd like you to join my orgy." But sometimes the direct approach is best, especially if done in a sincerely flirtatious (is that an oxymoron?) manner. Liquid courage helps; just be sure that you're not overly courageous to the point of slurring. A little buzz does wonders for my flapping gums, and it can work for yours (i.e., if you're one of those people, like me, who becomes exponentially talkative to the point of revealing dangerous info). No immediate embarrassment on your part, and if the embarrasment catches up with your sober persona, you can play up just how inebriated you were and blame it on the Beefeater.
Of course, my personal favorite is sending out cute invitations. People will find it a funny joke, but trust me--everyone who gets an invite will secretly wonder if you're not kidding. You can then pretend it's a joke, but segue into how you would really have an orgy if everyone was GGG. And this, my friends, is the hook.
Next: How to set up your digs so no one pokes out an eye.
Try to figure out how the personalities of the invited guests will mesh, but don't try to think too much about the relationships between the people you're asking--Don't the bookworm and the Satanist both like the pink-haired pixie girl?--you are the host, not the love doctor. People will work these complications out on their own, and if they don't it's not your fault; after all, you're not forcing them to become entangled in a mass of sweaty bodies. Just make a list of people you know would get along in a non-threatening situation--after all, it's assumed that the orgy is not being thrown for the purpose of creating true love connections.
Alcohol and jokes: these can be mutually exclusive to your strategy, but they can also create a wonderful mix for finding out who's (as my favorite sex columnist Dan Savage calls it) GGG--"Good, Giving and Game."
Sometimes your true interest can be disguised as a caustic quip or a playful insult, which is less awkward then asking, "So, I'd like you to join my orgy." But sometimes the direct approach is best, especially if done in a sincerely flirtatious (is that an oxymoron?) manner. Liquid courage helps; just be sure that you're not overly courageous to the point of slurring. A little buzz does wonders for my flapping gums, and it can work for yours (i.e., if you're one of those people, like me, who becomes exponentially talkative to the point of revealing dangerous info). No immediate embarrassment on your part, and if the embarrasment catches up with your sober persona, you can play up just how inebriated you were and blame it on the Beefeater.
Of course, my personal favorite is sending out cute invitations. People will find it a funny joke, but trust me--everyone who gets an invite will secretly wonder if you're not kidding. You can then pretend it's a joke, but segue into how you would really have an orgy if everyone was GGG. And this, my friends, is the hook.
Next: How to set up your digs so no one pokes out an eye.
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