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three dirty definitions of the week.

Published 19 April 2006 by Danger Snatch | E-mail this post

pork barrel

n.

1. in politics, government spending that is intended to benefit constituents of a politician in return for their political support, either in the form of campaign contributions or votes.

2. in religion, the portly abdominal region of a priest who has had plenty of bacon on the dime of his congregation.

3. in sex, a partner's closed hand when used in fisting. Compound usage invented by the poster, derived from a dysphemism for vigorous coitus (i.e. porking) combined with the barrel-like shape of the hand in proper fisting position.