three dirty definitions of the week.
Published 04 May 2006 by Danger Snatch | E-mail this post
hell
n.
1. Religion: A place that the clergy threatens the laity with for not contributing to the collection, knowing full well that the verity of its existence would grant them instant admission.
2. Sex: A sexual partner's uncontrollable sobs drowning out your own vocalization of passion; faking an orgasm and later realizing the doom of perpetually mediocre sex without climax
3. Politics: see
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